Lawn Fairies

noun~

1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.

2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.

Driver: "Cripes, look at those feckless lawn fairies all chasing that ridiculous black & white sphere shaped object around the grass!"

Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."

by Puntonthefirstdown January 6, 2008

Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!

The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.

by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006

tooth fairy

During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!

Emma pulled a tooth fairy on chris for cheating on her.

by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011

grass fairy

n. fagball player that dances on a soccer field and kicks a soccer ball

look at that grass fairy fucking that other guy in da butt.

by SuperCameron April 5, 2003

Faded Fairy

A cute stoner girl.

That girl at the rave was a faded fairy.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 7, 2016

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

Fairy Jane

A combination of Absinthe and Marijuana.

It is a portmanteau of the slang for Absinthe ("Green Fairy") and the slang for Marijuana ("Mary Jane").

I decided to follow up my delicious glass of absinthe with a few hits of marijuana. I lovingly refer to this concoction as Fairy Jane.

Fairy Jane is better than my typical Saturday night out that consists of excessive drinking of fairly decent alcohol, or only a few hits of pot.

by Death Swoon February 12, 2010