close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.
by super-anonyman II November 24, 2011

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

When a male finishes inside of a female and the secretion of the male mixes with the females vaginal fluid
by FunkyMark May 21, 2023

by EricTheReverendofFunk February 4, 2010

A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

funk is a better word for disgusting or nasty. You have to say like before you say funk or else you are saying it wrong!
by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!
1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020
