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Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.
Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.
by BananaBerger December 7, 2010
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Douche Ninja

Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
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douche smacker

Total moron; The type of person who comes across as both extremely corny while flat out idiotic.
Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."
by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012
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douch flute

I see your smoking your douch flute.
by HeidiJean August 24, 2017
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bro-douche

When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.
anna looks dead, cindy looks like she drank 15 red bulls, and i just look like a bro-douche
by JoeyB1388 January 15, 2011
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Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.
I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.
by Shellogg October 24, 2017
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Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.
I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.
by themacbear September 20, 2016
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