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Eskimo Bar

A frozen turd used for sodomy.
On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.
by Angry Hungry October 20, 2008
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Dillie Bar

To take ones penis; pull back and fart blast on; then insert into your partners mouth.
Jonathan and Amanda were looking to spice things up so naturally Jonathan gave Amanda a dillie bar.
by FunnyStuffYo January 24, 2017
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bar-body

a combination of the familiar terms homebody
and barfly. this person can commonly be found
at one or two of their favorite local bars when
not at home. they usually become restless at
home and end up at one of these favorite bars
whether they plan to stay there are not. while
they can be found there often they do not have
the same unattractive qualities that a barfly does.
"dude, jake is super good at pool but it's totally because
he's a totally bar-body..so he has an advantage!"
"sammy's at the bar again. his crush on the bartender
has turned him into such a bar-body. he even does his
homework there!"
"that place is pretty awesome, i can see myself easily
becoming a bar-body!"
by carlsbadcarlyfornia1431 November 22, 2011
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bar brothers

I got skinny to shredded by doing the bar brothers program!
by Ben Jerelbo July 23, 2016
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Bar Skimmer

A trashy rapper who has to repeat himself or steal his own lines to fill up his rap verses. Example: Mike Jones.
Man, that nigga be a bar skimmer. He repeated himself 8 times!
by Eric Wawizzle April 1, 2007
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BAR CAR

To not care about something that is said by another person, or is in the process of being said.

It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up

This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
Person 1: "Yo how was your day?"

Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"

Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
by Captain Banter May 20, 2008
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walking the bar

The practice of rhythm and blues horn players (quintessentially tenor sax players) to literally get up on the bar during a tune and walk it from one end to to the other, riffing and honking. Typical in the 1940's and 50's, it was deemed a display of machismo and virtuosity.
A friend of mine reported seeing tenor saxophonist Illinois Jacquet walking the bar in St. Louis. He moved along. playing and kicking over drinks as he went. One patron, objecting to the endeavor, pulled a switchblade knife out and stuck it into the bar in Illinois' path. When Jacquet came to that spot, he peered over his horn at the knife, turned around, and continued to play as he retraced his path.
by guyfromtheday August 12, 2010
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