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Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
mugGet the Beef-Brainmug.

Beef Saddle

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.
I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein May 31, 2018
mugGet the Beef Saddlemug.

Street beefed

The fighting style of shitting on a niggas face during a fight
Yo cass just street beefed me
by Bignigferg69 November 15, 2019
mugGet the Street beefedmug.

Beef Jerkies

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?
by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019
mugGet the Beef Jerkiesmug.

Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.
"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011
mugGet the Beef Thicketmug.

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.
That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
mugGet the Beef Butchermug.

Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.
1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby
by Siren09876 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Beef babymug.

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