Five to Two

A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.

Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>

by Chewiee May 14, 2003

Two-Boxing

Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.

Ray and Ben were Two-Boxing Janet while playing World of Warcraft.

by Truedusk April 22, 2010

two-dudes

verb.

When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."

Similar to cock block or buzzkill.

Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."

"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.

(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!

(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.

(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.

(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.

by Jonah Sauce August 9, 2008

two face

A person, mainly girls, who one day or moment looks hot then later looks ulgy.

Trey: "dude that girl is so hot"
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is

by Trey M September 23, 2005

Two-Fer

A way of Gaining 2 things for the price of 1.

i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.

by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman September 14, 2008

Zero Two

A overly simped on character that isn’t even good.

I’m honestly about to piss off a lot of people. Zero Two isn’t even good tbh

by Your Local Weirdo April 25, 2021

Two Rivers

1. A small-ass Wisconsin town with a bunch of factories that went out of business, more bars than the population of the city, and always gets really windy and cold in the town, but somehow is still pretty cool to the locals. Also the apparent birthplace of the Ice Cream Sundae.

2. Also a town with people that think they are rednecks so it is dubbed the nicknames TRivers and TR.

Person1: Dude what you do last night?
Person2: I went to Two Rivers.
Person1: Why would you do that when Green Bay and Appleton are only an hour away from there?
Person2: I was wondering the same thing when I got there.
Person1: Hahaha. TRivers for ya.

by TRRaiders December 13, 2010