Testicular suicide

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital

Damn, boy! That right there is testicular grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular homicide

What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular super-suicide

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular super-homicide

What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular Manslaughter

The act of murder carried out with the testicals as the primary murder weapon.

Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen

by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025

Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!

I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025