light switch

A very small penis, usually belonging to someone of Vietnamese descent.
Wow, Tri is like a Light switch down there.

DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.

The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.
by rittle redhead August 26, 2008
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Mecca switch

A function that, when activated in a database, is a "smoke and mirrors" device to make features on a site appear to be nonexistent to the computer-clueless. Originally named for Mecca Marsh, hall director of Potomac Hall at James Madison University from 2000 to 2003. The term was first used in reference to menu items on The Schumin Web.
A: What happened to your page about (whatever)?
B: Oh, it's still there. I Mecca switched it, though, because my friend didn't approve. It'll be back on there before too long.
by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003
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Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite
You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)
by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021
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The Swiss Switch up

Tim was having a 3 some with 2 hot girls and he had one girl cindy pull the Swiss Switch up.
by Dr. Whos' January 13, 2009
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providence light switch

basment light fixture with light bulb half unscrewed , which in turn you fumble around in the dark twisting it in to activate the light
looking for the service panel I had to use the providence light switch to find my way around
by local alarm guy October 15, 2009
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light switch relationship

when two people...most often gay...have a relationship that is on off on off. noone can ever keep up
a: Hey are you off to see ash tonite?
b: nah we broke up. i even deleted him off facebook
a: again?! ten bucks says your back together within a week
b: nah no way. its over. im single
a: man you guys are having a light switch relationship
b: your such a bitch
a: bet you your back on within a few days
by tootlepip March 18, 2010
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bratty switch

#SANA: bratty switch rights!
by geycrocs February 11, 2020
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