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cheap steven

Masterbating inside ones trousers and underwear because they're cheap
Callum's such a perv, he had class with Megan so he just had a cheap Steven in the middle of maths
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kiona stevens

Kiona is a beautiful girl with long dark hair and deep brown eyes. Whose beauty is unbeatable. She is funny, smart, sexy, beautiful and a great lover. Anyone who has the privledge of having her is a lucky person.
Look at Kiona Stevens she is so beautiful!!
by FrostySavage69 May 22, 2016
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Steven universe

Gay singing stones, Steven universe is about a boy that is his mom and he melted together with his father one time so at that time he was his father, his mother and himself at the same time
Mom: *dissapeared *
Father: *fat as nice guy*
Steven universe: *turns into his mother*
by Fatburgermama December 6, 2019
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Jake stevens

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020
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Steven Seagull

When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.
No Steven Seagull tonight please baby, I don't want to wash my hair again.
by Lucky Poop January 10, 2020
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Steven/Carlos

Someone you are down to smash and their down to smash you, but for some reason you guys just don’t.
Person #1: you should date Steven/Carlos, you guys would be cute together

Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that
by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020
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Steven Murry

Paedo teacher. Dude, stop flirting with ur students.
Girl: haha, good one sir...
Boy: What the hell is wrong with him
Girl: His name is Steven Murry
by Iwannashovemyscroteinyou February 12, 2020
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