Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Squid

Squid: A teen, or young adult who looks incredibly nerdy, or wears hideous clothing, but still manages to get the hot girls to date him.

Hey, you see that squid over there walking with that hot chick

Look at the big group of squids hanging out in zumiez.

by hohrmund December 9, 2019

Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

Squid

A child molester.

Hey Joe, look at that squid goof over there.

by Poonpounder77 September 9, 2019

Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.

"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"

by Fatty Bearsteak September 10, 2019

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019