squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

squeeb

John Zumpf (a.k.a "Little John")

Dude, Little John is a squeeb.
"What's a squeeb?"
A squeeb is Little John.

by DJT1989 January 25, 2011

squeeb

A rogue who is always on the bottom of the damage charts.

Man, look at that squeeb, he sucks.

by roflha October 2, 2006

Bubble 'n' squeak

Related to the practice of face fucking. After the man delivers his payload, he continues to thrust away.The woman tries to suggest he stop, resulting in a mute squeak and and bubbles of spunk issuing forth from her nose.

"Last time I chowed down on Lord Anthony Lones fat one, he made me bubble 'n' squeak, and completely ruined my make-up.'

Excert from Lady P Spanker's Diaries 1807

by Daniella Collins December 15, 2008

squeeb

1. Also, a person who sucks farts out of dead skunks.

My friend Kevin commonly associates with squeebs.

by Athene Airheart April 18, 2004

Squeaky Tampon

When a chick leaves a tampon in during any activity that results in an orgasm, usually resulting in a sqeak caused by the escaping of the air that built up during the arousal process.

My girlfriend totally landed a loud squeaky tampon the other night.

by andijane October 3, 2005

Squee

The female equivalent of 'Schwing.'

Damn, that man is fine...squee!

by agent compassion December 28, 2005