someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 6, 2020

Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

pigeonhole someone

to categorise someone

he was getting it into the ass when i walked in on him but he actually wasn't gay at all. U shall never pigeonhole someone so early. Some people just like anal, but that is okay even if your gay

by flobil November 15, 2023

someone to the right of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the right of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the right of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009

someone who plays gorilla tag

Somebody who plays a game for fun that is not a gorilla tag kid.

I’m not a gorilla tag kid, I am someone who plays gorilla tag.

by Lerans April 28, 2022