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Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
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sleep waulker

A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.
Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.

Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.

Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018
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Eat Sleeps

The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.
'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'
by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009
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sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.
Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.
by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011
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Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-
by WD103 March 11, 2011
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Sleep strong

To enter a deep restful sleep that leaves you feeling rejuvenated in the morning.
Friend A: "Sleep strong, my friend."
Friend B: "You as well."
by Ranger_2002 January 2, 2009
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sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are
Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire
by mauzer48 April 13, 2020
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