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Simon

Simon is just like the rest of us exept he’s got one big ass
by Susannah December 13, 2017
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SIMO

Sad I Missed Out. Past tense of FOMO
I am so SIMO about that concert, my date was such trash.
by kidcedrix September 7, 2018
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Simon Duong

Simon is a cool asian he likes rice and prefers cat over dogs . HES A BETTER VERSION OF JACKIE CHAN....
*Holds Chopstick And Catches Flies* OMG HOWW??
Simon Duong Is a ASIAN man and is coolz
by Mr. Slurp April 29, 2019
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Simone

Simone is a very protective girl and is not afraid to throw a punch if she needs to. She is ultra pretty with blue eyes and brown gold hair. She can be shy at first but when you get to know her she is so kind. She is a true friend and the funniest person you'll ever meet. She is also very proud of her culture.
Boy: Some kid just punched the principle
Girl: Ja that's Simone
by Skier276908 November 27, 2019
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Simon

Says he's not gay and nobody believes him even though he's the straightest man alive
Yea he just gets simoned a lot
by Chrissy P man June 3, 2020
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Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.
Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??
by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021
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semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)
Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...
by SSBL January 3, 2017
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