Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Irish shrimp

Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.

Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.

by Mxd244 January 23, 2025

shrimp dipping

When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in

Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!

by HammyHandle July 3, 2016

twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.

by TheTLang April 9, 2019

Young shrimp

A useless coworker that everyone hates

Ya have you seen the new guys he’s a young shrimp, doesn’t do anything at all.

by Big wiggly October 9, 2025

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022