shitty handjob

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

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by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015

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shitty beats

The response to an unfortunate or disappointing comment.

Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."

by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008

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shitty nails

Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"

God damnit barb buy some good TP im sick of getting shitty nails.

by Hotass Carl May 20, 2009

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Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.

"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!

by Nick Lorcan April 1, 2009

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Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011

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