shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.

Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!

by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010

shit everywhere

The reason not to go in the bathroom

seriously, you don't want to go in the bathroom, there is shit everywhere, its on the walls, and on the floor and this girl went in there and she got shit in her hair, and in her eyes, and between her fingers and now it makes a squelchy noise, and its in her mouth, and on her feet, its everywhere, seriously there is shit everywhere

by earmuff wearin monkey maid August 30, 2004

leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

by alfienukka February 24, 2009

Niggas ain’t shit

Niggas ain’t shit don’t even need a damn definition

Jasmine: bitch ongod niggas ain’t shit James cheated on me again bitch

by Dessie123 May 31, 2019

Cold Shit Syndrome

This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.

When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.

Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.

Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?

Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!

Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.

by etilauqa September 21, 2014

dildo shit

Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.

There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.

The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.

George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 17, 2011

shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

by aardvarks September 27, 2007