Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

by frenchman69 January 6, 2014

Seal Mask

The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.

:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD

by ddmy November 6, 2016

seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

Seali

A person who does not go outside because they hate the sun and getting tan

Ugh, Oscar is such a seali he doesn’t even leave his house

by sisterseali October 28, 2018

seal team 666

A satanic special forces that combat the military assets of earthlings. The team is composed of seal team 6 members that died in combat. Ones who refused to join were killed and ones who wanted revenge joined.

Osama Bin Laden: Finally I escaped those seal team six members.
Seal team 666: Hello.

by crigey 101 May 6, 2020

Segalink

A Trojan Horse; a person or thing intended to undermine or secretly overthrow an opponent.

They came at us hard but we stood strong. They even went as far as segalinking us.

by EndSARS October 18, 2020

senali

She is a term used to address a female hardworking, sweet and caring individual who can be toxic when needed. And she is a brave outgoing girl who likes to go on Adventures and loves to sing and play on phones a lot, she is beautiful and always makes you happy and laugh.

Look! She is Senali.

She is vevery caring.

by Jimmy Alison November 23, 2021