Sebastian

The weirdest person you will ever know. han e funkig konstig!

Hi what's you're name?
My name is Sebastian!
Ohhh, bye!

by Tingelinglover122 December 12, 2016

Sebastian

an a**hole who cheats on his wife & then leaves her

"Have you seen Sebastian lately?"
"Yeah bro, I saw him with another random chick last night."

by keeleekiks November 23, 2021

Sebastian

Dad

Girl: Who’s Sebastian?
Tristan: Dad

by Bob and vagene November 22, 2021

sebastian italia

a rich ass game playing dick slap who brags about being poor. someone who constantly is disrupting the class and smoking weed. they love to do sports and bash up weaklings for girls.

wow, your such a sebastian italia

by Marlowe Box February 13, 2019

Sebastian

He acts weird around girls and other boys. he isn’t so smart when it comes to school

Sebastian isn’t so smart when it comes to talking to the girls

by GhostlyVbucksLOL November 20, 2023

Sebastian

My favorite sex position, very lovely and romantic and at the same time very wild excelent

Hey let's do the Sebastian

by justin's banging booty November 20, 2021

Dirty Sebastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds

by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025