by Leon.c October 5, 2017

by Emperor Seal November 29, 2023

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"
by Domslay June 8, 2022

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt
by clclclclcl July 13, 2015
