sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

by Bdr85 July 2, 2020

sad sauce

the internal sadness when something so terrible happens you can’t help but try to cope with humor

Person 1: my best friend is moving away
Person 2: sad sauce

by livvylivster July 9, 2020

Sad Sarah

Essentially a negative nancy. Someone who has no self confidence or faith in themselves.

"Hey Sarah how fo you think you're going to do in the meet this weekend?" - Mike

"I don't think I'm going to do well..." - Sarah

"You're being a Sad Sarah!" - Mike

by MichaelSolati August 1, 2020

sad pooper

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.

When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.

by Sad Pooper January 10, 2013

Sad Thighs

Sad thighs noun, coined by linguist Katherine Demény: thighs that are sad and depressed due to lack of asmr in the german language

Katie told she would get sad thighs if she didn’t receive German asmr

by KatieIsFlat February 7, 2023

Kiwi sads

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi

oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.

by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023