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scrub

a scrub is a guy that can get no love from me.
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by makavelisdisciple October 16, 2017
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Scrub

Some one that could be good at something but they don't work hard. Mostly referring to sports.
"Is Dave good at running, no he's such a scrub."
by scrubs are cheeks June 18, 2012
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scrub

That one guy who keeps saying "Whatever, Khandrake" and "Whatever, Felix".

(Aka, Alexander)
by leoleoleoleo April 29, 2016
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Pirbright Scrub

A quick wash with a basin of water when you don't have time for or are unable to take a shower. From the practice of troops at Pirbright, Surrey when out on night exercise.
Gorblimey private, you don't half pong. Didn't you have a pirbright scrub when you got up this morning?
by Dantestraw April 24, 2008
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Scrub

A scrub is someone who is so god damn stupid that they drop the IQ of everyone they look at. They usually make terrible puns and really lame, overused inside jokes that nobody thinks are funny. They have high, ear-piercing voices that shatter ear drums. They have no friends and they are generally found camping on Call of Duty with a K/D of 0.1 or on Minecraft building random, ugly-ass shit.
Scrub: "OMG THIS GAME IS RIGGED! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Person: "JESUS CHRIST, KILL YOURSELF, SCRUB. YOU'RE STRAIGHT GARBAGE! GO DRINK SOME BLEACH!
by The anti-scrub September 12, 2016
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Scrub

Verse 1: Chilli
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
He's also known as a busta (Busta, busta)
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass

Refrain: Chilli
So no, I don't want your number (Uh, uh)
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere (No, no)
No, I don't want none of your time and (Uh)

Chorus: Chilli, T-Boz
No, I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me (Whoo)
I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me

Verse 2: Chilli
Well a scrub checkin' me but his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cause I'm looking like class and he's looking like trash
Can't get wit' a deadbeat ass (Yeah)

Refrain: Chilli
So no, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time and (Check it)
Chorus: Chilli, T-Boz
No, I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Uh, uh)
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
I don't want no scrubs (No scrubs)
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Uh, uh)
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
by ILOVETLCBITCHES February 1, 2019
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Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.
Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!
by Jaygotdajuice30 April 6, 2017
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