rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.
I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.
by Scarey December 07, 2009
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Tip-Rub-Sesh

Tip-Rub-Sesh (also referred to as mutual agreement, mutual assent or consensus ad idem) is a phrase in contract law used to describe the intentions of the parties forming the contract. In particular it refers to the situation where there is a common understanding in the formation of the contract. This condition or element is often considered a necessary requirement to the formation of a contract.
just checkin in with you dudez to see who's potentially into thursday night tip-rub-sesh!
by TheOGinator April 07, 2010
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Dirty Peach Rub

When a girl from Georgia rubs her boobs in your face.
I went down to the ATL and got dirty peach rubbed by some fine ass titties.
by Georgia Peachy Tits March 17, 2009
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Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.
Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.

by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006
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Rub my lollipop

Masturbation. The dick is so hard that it can be licked and sucked on like a lollipop, hence the name.
good boy: Can you rub my lollipop?
sexy girl: Oooh, sure I want!
by SprengeMobil January 19, 2022
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Buckley Ball Rub

The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.
"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"
by JoshuaPuddle October 25, 2016
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Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
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