Discord Puppy

The male version of a discord kitten but instead of kitten it’s puppy

Mod: I just got myself a new discord puppy! I have 4 now on my list.
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell

by Spergs December 16, 2022

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puppy

a person that acts like a baby or copycat or trying to be somthing that there not or someone that bothers you to much ect.

person1:lin's a puppy.
person2:yeah she took my style.

by Aysia April 28, 2007

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A puppy pile is when a group of inebriated adults decide it's a better idea to jump in the closest bed available, with whatever lack of clothing they still have on, and cuddle like a pile of puppies, until sobriety catches up with them, and they individually sneek out the back door.

*drunk in hot tub*
'Leona' - "we're out of beer! Let's go make a puppy pile!"
'JoJo' - "That sound's amazing! What's a puppy pile?"
'Leona' - "You, Z, your husband and I go crash in you'r bed!"

by leonaluv August 22, 2010

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Lost Puppy

Someone completely incapable of doing their job and/or just simple task.

Today was horrible. I was stuck with a Lost Puppy and I had to pick up his slack all day.

by B-Dev March 6, 2012

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Puppy Slut

A female (usually in college) that is more willing to go home with a dude if he owns a puppy, or any other kind of adorable animal.

Friend: Oh my god. Why did you sleep with him?
Puppy slut: He said he had a dog I could play with at his house.

by davidmichaeltosh September 30, 2012

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slut puppy

Woman or man who chased married people, single people, dead people, and people. Often a disease ridden parasite, they enjoy destroying marriages, passing along their latest infection, and screwing whatever walks by.

She is such a slut puppy, she'd do my dog if he would stand still long enough.

by GD February 9, 2005

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