bum puppies

another way to describe human faeces and or defecating.

"im just going to drop off/give birth to some bum puppies"

by Ade Lunn October 12, 2007

shoot the puppy

break up with a needy boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey, did you shoot the puppy yet? No man, the sex is great, I can't.

by Caliche October 08, 2013

Puppy Pile

A puppy pile is when a group of inebriated adults decide it's a better idea to jump in the closest bed available, with whatever lack of clothing they still have on, and cuddle like a pile of puppies, until sobriety catches up with them, and they individually sneek out the back door.

*drunk in hot tub*
'Leona' - "we're out of beer! Let's go make a puppy pile!"
'JoJo' - "That sound's amazing! What's a puppy pile?"
'Leona' - "You, Z, your husband and I go crash in you'r bed!"

by leonaluv August 22, 2010

Lost Puppy

Someone completely incapable of doing their job and/or just simple task.

Today was horrible. I was stuck with a Lost Puppy and I had to pick up his slack all day.

by B-Dev February 03, 2012

Puppy Slut

A female (usually in college) that is more willing to go home with a dude if he owns a puppy, or any other kind of adorable animal.

Friend: Oh my god. Why did you sleep with him?
Puppy slut: He said he had a dog I could play with at his house.

by davidmichaeltosh April 27, 2012

slut puppy

Woman or man who chased married people, single people, dead people, and people. Often a disease ridden parasite, they enjoy destroying marriages, passing along their latest infection, and screwing whatever walks by.

She is such a slut puppy, she'd do my dog if he would stand still long enough.

by GD February 09, 2005

milk puppy

when a dog comes up + jumps on/squeezes your tits.

ouch! -guess what! this milk puppy jumped on me and it really hurt!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011