shoot the puppy

break up with a needy boyfriend/girlfriend
Hey, did you shoot the puppy yet? No man, the sex is great, I can't.
by Caliche October 08, 2013
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puppy

a person that acts like a baby or copycat or trying to be somthing that there not or someone that bothers you to much ect.
person1:lin's a puppy.
person2:yeah she took my style.
by Aysia April 20, 2007
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Puppy Pile

A puppy pile is when a group of inebriated adults decide it's a better idea to jump in the closest bed available, with whatever lack of clothing they still have on, and cuddle like a pile of puppies, until sobriety catches up with them, and they individually sneek out the back door.
*drunk in hot tub*
'Leona' - "we're out of beer! Let's go make a puppy pile!"
'JoJo' - "That sound's amazing! What's a puppy pile?"
'Leona' - "You, Z, your husband and I go crash in you'r bed!"
by leonaluv August 22, 2010
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Lost Puppy

Someone completely incapable of doing their job and/or just simple task.
Today was horrible. I was stuck with a Lost Puppy and I had to pick up his slack all day.
by B-Dev February 03, 2012
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Puppy Slut

A female (usually in college) that is more willing to go home with a dude if he owns a puppy, or any other kind of adorable animal.
Friend: Oh my god. Why did you sleep with him?
Puppy slut: He said he had a dog I could play with at his house.
by davidmichaeltosh April 27, 2012
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slut puppy

Woman or man who chased married people, single people, dead people, and people. Often a disease ridden parasite, they enjoy destroying marriages, passing along their latest infection, and screwing whatever walks by.
She is such a slut puppy, she'd do my dog if he would stand still long enough.
by GD February 09, 2005
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puppy-back

Originating from puppies tendency to return to abusive owners, "puppy-back" is when a person exhibits a pattern of returning/forgiving bad relationships even when fully aware it is bad for them.
John's girlfriend keeps on being a bitch to him, and using him. He knows it, they've ended before. Regardless he never learns to not puppy-back.

Damnit Aly, stop fucking puppy-backing to him. He cheated on you 4 times.
by Jaaa April 17, 2007
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