payton

he's gay mostly weird if you're a Payton you better run or ill pee on you!!!!

payton your gay
payton: thanks

by greatboi<3 November 1, 2020

payton faul

Sexy man with a huge Dick. Pleases the woman in a timely manner. Very nice, kind of smart.

Payton Faul gets me off every time so fast!

by Payton faul May 12, 2022

payton

a hooker that is awkward in a lot of situations. She has mosquito bite tits and loves it up the ass

Damn why are you master payton

by thisguy25 November 5, 2010

walter payton college prep

a school full of mostly rich white kids who are considered the sporty nerds. people there are full of themselves and think they are better and smarter than everyone else. did i mention they're white and privileged? if you go there and aren't a rich white ego maniac, congrats. but still, you go to payton so you're still a jerk.

no one likes those rich white walter payton college prep kids.

by c00lestk1d August 6, 2019

Pelton

Pelton- Whenever a bird poops on either your head or shoulder. Normally occuring on beaches while you are trying to feed bread to birds.

I was late to work because I had to go home and change my suit after a bird pelton me.

by Emz Sun October 30, 2011

Payton

a fucking duece bag who doesnt know the difference between bitch and titch. hes a fucking queer who likes to spoon and make out with his man friends and brother. he is a selfish rude hypocritical bastard, who enjoys fucking (male and female) smoking weed, and drinking. he usually misses days of school to bone his brother. which explains alot. he is a bad kisser and has horrible teeth.

wow i would hate to be a payton.
wow youre such a payton.

by i love payton January 15, 2008

Payton

A girl who wrote a book about her sexual encounters with Bradley

Wow did you read Payton.

by Human101101 March 7, 2017