PANS

PUSSY ASS NIGGAS

I HATE GOIN TO DA CLUBS CAUSE THEY FULL OF PANS....

by redd man August 7, 2014

fishes in the pan

When a guy is looking at several "candidate" girls as his potential girlfriend(vise versa), he as several"fishes in his pan"

- Are you dating someone?
- I have several fishes in the pan.

by red pine cone April 20, 2015

Pennsylvania Pam Pan

When you lay a girl naked down on the concrete and grease her body with lube and cooking spray combined, and then proceed to fry an egg on top of her stomach. Then give her a California Tummy Tickle to flip the egg if you'd like it over easy.

I had a Pennsylvania Pam Pan for breakfast this morning. Delicious.

by FreightTrainFrank July 11, 2016

Pan

A term for marijuana popularized by the drunken peasants.

1: Smoke pan everyday
2: yo man how much pan you got?

by NihiliSlav July 23, 2016

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

South Florida sauce pan

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.

Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.

by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015