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black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017
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Ben Friday

You look like Ben Friday

Your a bitch I’m not that short
by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019
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Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
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Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.
It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!
by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015
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ben friday

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short
by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019
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Black Friday

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.
American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016
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flatworm friday

Flatworm friday !!!
Originally a video of a sped up flatworm (A tiny and beautiful aquatic animal) swimming with the "Inkopolis News" theme from Splatoon (The first one, on the Wii U) playing in the background.

Note : This gif down here, is the only "Flatworm" gif I could find. Do not ask anything about what they're doing.
Dude 1 : Hey, it's friday !
Dude 2 : No ... It's FLATWORM FRIDAY !!!
Dude 1 & 2 (Shouting, dancing the kazotsky kick and singing "Popipo" by Hatsune Miku) : FLAT-WORM FRI-DAY, FLAT-WORM FRY-DAY !!!
by Magolor_800 May 3, 2023
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