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Why the f are you so bored that you look up literally nothing
Person 1 : its a great day to find the defenition of nothing
Person 2 : sure is!
Person 3 : god please help me
by FostCore July 26, 2023
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Nothing

Nothing
Falling into nothing
by Yo Moms bitch October 5, 2020
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nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
9- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
10- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
11- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
12- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
13- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's descendant
14- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
15- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
16- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's descendant
17- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
18- Without kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by undefined classification, nor by adoption, nor by socio-affectivity or nor by other type) and without social bond at the same time
by Kowoyo April 22, 2023
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Nothing

Nothing
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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COVID nothing

COVID nothing which the nothing comes instead the number 19 as you all know that virus was a total not a thing and some said that it been given to us by the guardians that responsible for out simulations they gave it to the main world government in order to clean up the atmosphere for God to descent through our the clean atmosphere while paying a visit to the guardians at the south pole. If you remember six months prior to the COVID Nothing Madonna with an eye patch this was also relater to God's

arrival.
Dan: So COVID nothing emerge as not a thing

Nan: well as it came same it vanished COVID Nothing
by Covi- against the sun January 2, 2024
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nothing untoward

Nothing unaway from it, either.
If you ask a guy whether his cock "was a naughty boy" regarding a gal's vagina --- i.e., if he had sex with her --- he can truthfully answer dat said pillar of desire "did nothing untoward" regarding said chick's honey-hole, in dat he moved Mr. Happy straight in da derection --- I mean, direction --- of said love-tunnel, and so his eager schlong did indeed do nothing dat was "un-toward" --- i.e., heading further away from --- said luscious crotch-orifice. :P
by QuacksO December 18, 2024
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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
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