Machine that does nothing

Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party

This machine, does it do anything?

No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing

by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 28, 2021

Nothing but cord

When a shot in basketball goes very cleanly through the hoop without touching it. Similar to "Nothing but net."

LeBron James made a perfect shot. Nothing but cord.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 10, 2020

Nothing

Nothing is just nothing.

“Wow dude we got nothing from them”

by SUM11– March 1, 2022

Nothing Suspect

Synonym to the phrase “No homo”, but this is the perfect way to mean the other phrase and mocking anyone who’s offended when people say no homo

Bro 1 “Ay bro you lookin good today! Nothing Suspect”

Bro 2: “Ay thanks bro”

by Jake.h73209 September 9, 2020

Less than Nothing

Less than Nothing
adjective

/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /Nah-th-eeng/

Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Anti-Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime Mould People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline People, Non-Life, and Life that Act Worse than Anyone Else are Less than Nothing, Forever.

Less than Nothing
adjective and noun

Our Sad Rulers are Less than Nothing Forever.

by Nobody 🖤 February 4, 2025

losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"

Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025

nothing

non existing; not there.

“Oh, look! Our friend has finally come back from McDonald’s AND HE BOUGHT NOTHING!”

by random_person70 November 12, 2023