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North Haven

North Haven is a small town in the heart of Southern Connecticut. The town is mostly made up of Italians who tend to consume a diet of Longhini sausages. The men of the town love wearing white tank tops, which are commonly referred to as "wife beaters" and the woman wear lots of fake designer such as Foui Vuiton and Fucci. Popular names in the town are Anthony/Tony, Giovanni, Nick/Nico and Matt. Girl names popular in the town are Gina, Gianna, Nicolina, Juliana, Sophia and Alana. Dads in the town are typically plumbers, staunch catholics, and follow rec basketball standings religiously. Many people own pick up trucks and are members of the NRA.
Oh, you are from North Haven?
I wonder if you live in a McMansion with a decrepit boat in your backyard.
by anonymous January 28, 2021
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north korea

the best country in the world! come visit and you will not be disappointed! north korea is free and strong!
Friend 1: What's that one really strong and cool country in Asia?
Friend 2: North Korea?
Friend 1: Oh, yeah!
by thestonebone May 17, 2023
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north allegheny

stupidess god damned school district ever to have schools anywhere!!the people who work for north allegheny should all just fuck themselves since they have nothing better to do but sit on their rose white wide asses and work at north allegheny for half their lives!!wow sounds like fun!!the school distrist should just all burn and explode!!no one's going to miss it!!
by strickt-ly me... March 9, 2005
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north florida

Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville

Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida

The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017
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Clean North

As opposed to the southern states being the "Dirty South" the northern states are the Clean North.
Ex. 1 "We be representin the Clean North Nigga."

Ex. 2 "Mr. X "You from the Clean North?"
"Mr. Y "True Dat."
by BA-ling March 6, 2003
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North Korea

This definition has been censored for your benefit by the government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
North Korea is the best country ever!!!
by Meepster May 27, 2015
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North Haverhill

A small town nessled in the middles of the woods in New Hampshire. Its beautiful if you love constant sense of de ja vu. "This looks familiar, I think I've been here before. Yep, that tree definitely looks familiar. But then, there ARE nothing but trees here."

This small town leaves little to do by way of entertainment, and typical night consists of partying in a friend's basement playing games like Asshole and King's Cup, both of which games roughly translate to "get drunk and naked."

Those are aren't showing some skin under the influence of liquor are stupified by gaming graphics that give their stoner brains a "workout".

A place of small town drama and politics combined with a teenage population with raging hormone levels (must be something in the water) leaves the casual visiter longing for escape, or at least a few keychains engraved with "how to keep an idiot busy-> turn over" on both sides to make things interesting.
North Haverhill, New Hampshire is an end all death trap. You'll never get out once you get in.
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