by johnnybob July 28, 2005
A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.
by Sean Stevens October 22, 2007
Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.
aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her
by Michael Lea October 03, 2007
A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.
by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019
1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.
2. Used when something is shitty.
1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.
by cfoam July 18, 2008
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by Mashuren May 19, 2005