brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.

Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.

by sim27a March 12, 2020

Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020

Fag nap

When your friend is gay as fuck and sleeps in a discord call but he thinks he’s up all the time

Man that kid is about to take a fag nap

by Fag nap November 8, 2020

dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 7, 2020

Educated Nap

A educated nap is when you come from school and you are feeling a little tired. And u decided to take a nap. You are not supposed to learn anything from that nap. You are just supposed to just a nap and think about all the work you have to do.

Im going home to take an educated nap.

by Heyyy@1202 April 9, 2017

pumpkin napping

Pumpkin Napping is when you drive around in the middle of the night stealing people's pumpkins off their lawns and porches.

Yo Ethan, wanna go cruise around the strip and go Pumpkin Napping?

by Bernie-Lb October 19, 2017

rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.

Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.

by Richard Looong November 24, 2017