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The IDEAL place for pedophiles to find vulnerable teenage girls... or boys :\ Its almost a drug in relation that it's addictive, its introduced, its "coo", and Its a gateway to other sites such as: facebook, faceparty, xanga, livejournal...etc.

Its the probably the most judgemental website in the WORLD and causes teenagers to spend all their time on it instead of doing something productive for the world or their future.

Its just a way for Tom to earn money and become famous. fuck you tom... fuck you..
Cassey: There was the HOTTEST GUY on myspace!

a week later....
Sally: hey Cassey, you want to hang out?
Cassey: I can't i have to stay on myspace to see if hot guy responds to my comment!
myspace by cheese and poo August 24, 2006
1. A place to meet people with similar interests.
2. A place to show off how clever you are with witty little blurbs in profiles edited by Thomas Myspace editor.
3. Black tar internet heroin
girl #1 Are you on myspace??
girl #2 No, I have a life, 'member?
myspace by MelDan April 16, 2006
Just look at MySpace and you'll know what I mean.
myspace by ADV May 18, 2006

myspace whore 

A MYSPACE WHORE:
noun.
Usually a young girl of about 13-19 on MySpace, although males are known to be myspace whores too, ranging in the area of about 14-18, ex. Daniel Hilton. Usually has over 1K friends, and lets you know it often, even though is always complaining about being lonely and posting bulletins to the affect of "talk to me or i'll delete my profile" (does this often, too.) Takes many photos of themselves scarcely clad or in some odd gangster pose though, usually, would get shot if they did that out side of myspace. Ususally "scene", "emo", "hXc" or "sXe". Posts picture captions to the affect of "Ewwww, im so ugly" or "OMFG, arent i so fucking hot??!!!". Wears lots of eyeliner. Generic bands, likes, dislikes, has no real personality. IS GROSS.

WARNING: maybe a paid member, or whores for advertising.
Contest sites (usually run by teenaged girls)
Daniel Hilton
Candii
etc.

"Goddammit. She's naked in the picture. She is such a myspace whore."

"He has W4Wed (whore for whore) them 5 times. He's a myspace whore."

"Those pictures all look the same. And they've been spammed for 7 pages! WHAT A MYSPAE WHORE!"

"She has over 3000 friends, and doesnt know any of them personally. She's just a fucking mypace whore."
myspace whore by catedawg April 6, 2007
A site run by a man named Tom, where people, generally from ages 14-20 go, to post pictures of themselves and make friends.

To be "myspace" means to be scene since the majority of teens on myspace are scene. This means taking pictures in the mirror, from retarded angles, that make you look smaller, that make you look prettier, and that make people want to add you.

Everyone on myspace has an account so people will add them, and comment, and they will feel important, which they arent.
I don't have a myspace because I don't need people to tell me I am awesome.
Myspace by Questionable October 29, 2005
a networking based website; see hell
i have to check my damned myspace thing every day because the people that i talk to everyday in school send me these damned bulletins
myspace by shoelace256 June 1, 2005