smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 5, 2014

ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.

“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”

by BlazingFury January 7, 2018

Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.

Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.

by Aesthetix February 6, 2020

motherfucker

something funny to call your dad (try it)

my dad is a motherfucker

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Motherfucker

Your dad

Jimmys dad Is a motherfucker. That how he made him

by Shit eater 96 March 20, 2017

MOTHERFUCKER

DONALD J. TRUMP

(ACCORDING TO CONGRESS, JANUARY 2019)

"We are going to impeach that motherfucker."

by E.C HARLAING January 10, 2019

motherfucker

The mother of all fuckers. "Mother" is used as it is in "motherload", in which it is the ultimate version of something. Therefore, motherfucker is the ultimate fucker.

"This is the motherfucking best!"
"You sly motherfucker, you!"

by motherwriter September 5, 2023