Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
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praline moist

Phillip : so..... praline moist ?
by MoistP September 26, 2018
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moist leaf

1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around
Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016
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Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture
Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
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Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.
(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
by GiggleCum January 20, 2012
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moist

me
i am moist
by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023
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moist molly

A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead
Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!
by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023
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