A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

by MoistP September 26, 2018

1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around
Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''
(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
by GiggleCum January 20, 2012

by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023
