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Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.
"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"
by Konnie May 7, 2019
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Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024
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clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink
I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.
by toree05 March 12, 2022
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Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.
Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.
by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide
by krillia June 29, 2021
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Mississippi Mudpie

When the girl lays down on her back and the guy squats over her head and poops on her face and tries to trace her eyebrows with his poop
Do you want a Mississippi Mudpie soon? I’m feeling a poop coming on.
by IslandBoi24 August 10, 2020
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