Matthew

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

by iamfromArea51help July 16, 2019

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Has a sexy ass

You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass

by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 14, 2018

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That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either

Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?

by Corn on my hand December 13, 2018

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Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think

That he takes showeres

When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him

When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me

by HellaBella!!! November 14, 2018

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