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oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
by J.Tuna May 13, 2023
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hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

i love my new hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni
by Redcodi January 5, 2022
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oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"
"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
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Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
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Plate Mates

While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)
Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!
by Tom Kesler June 21, 2010
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Mac-Mates

An extremely steezy ski/snowboard crew that shreds McKintyre harder than anyone ever has...ever.

The Mac Mates include: J-Money, Steezy D, and Big Poppa Steez
Ginger fag in yellow pants: "Man, i wish i shredded as hard as the mac mates..."

Faggoty Friend: "Yeah me too, the Mac-Mates basically run this place!"
by MacShredFest May 3, 2010
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life mate

Similar to a life vest, an inflatable doll for gay men.
"You spent Friday night listing the football squad to see what cover we had if anyone got injured?"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"
by Skando January 28, 2007
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