The dankest man with a large dolphin dick that loves to ride to the beach. Penetrates whales and claims them as his own. Rides them to the sunset.
by crimvos October 7, 2016

by prancing charlie April 28, 2005

by Neko_God March 19, 2017

The opposite of a wingman.
A guy that you bring with you to help you pick up girls, but he takes the hot girl and let's you take the less attractive girl.
A guy that you bring with you to help you pick up girls, but he takes the hot girl and let's you take the less attractive girl.
by Tomas Mendes May 23, 2014

Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.
Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?
Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.
Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?
Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.
by DGringo October 1, 2009

A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.
Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?
Bill: damn I forgot
Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man
Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.
Bill: damn I forgot
Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man
Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021

by Tazza February 17, 2007
