Lucas McEvoy is just a kid who is trash at footy and uses shit tonnes of lip balm. Nice hair, nice hip, nice head, nice ears, nice brain. Just an absolute sket all round. He is the kind of kid to shit 5 times a day and never wipe his crack. He is a crackhead ranga and that's about it.
by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 June 01, 2020
Gage Lucas is a sweet and funny person and is vary lovable and if you have a gage Lucas you have someone special.
Did you see Gage Lucas isn't he grate
by AnimeGirl2005 October 24, 2018
I don't like Lucas McKay.
by Lol I'm not sure what to do December 15, 2019
Absolute fucking cunt and full time bastard. He should die and be killed as painfully as possible in a pit.
Lucas Carlislis is you, you wee fucking Lucas Carlislis cause that’s all you are and he is just you, you fucking cunt!
by Words That Are True December 11, 2019
a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.
person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
by paulllllllllll.s October 03, 2018
by truthfinder420 September 29, 2022