a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.
person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
by paulllllllllll.s October 3, 2018
Get the luca salamamug. Ugly!!!
by Boobertyyyyyy January 25, 2018
Get the sarah lucasmug. by Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu February 7, 2020
Get the Lucas Kornmug. 
Gage Lucas is a sweet and funny person and is vary lovable and if you have a gage Lucas you have someone special.
by AnimeGirl2005 October 24, 2018
Get the gage lucasmug. a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent
by cazpers February 20, 2023
Get the the lucas-chairmug. by truthfinder420 September 28, 2022
Get the Lucas Gorelickmug.