This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them
by CaliSchmob March 18, 2021
by twentyønepiløts_arelife July 25, 2015
To be a Colin Lane is to be an infamous pedophile around a small town, and has hundreds of victims fresh outta the womb locked in his crawlspace
by Farmerkid74 January 16, 2025
person one- “Do you know Lane Wykes i heard hes an eshay.”
person two- “Yeh lad hes dumb as fuck n dropped out of school coz he’s to lazy to go”
person one- “word but did u hear his new wannabe gf is rly hot.”
person two- “she is isn’t she i wish she was my gf”
person two- “Yeh lad hes dumb as fuck n dropped out of school coz he’s to lazy to go”
person one- “word but did u hear his new wannabe gf is rly hot.”
person two- “she is isn’t she i wish she was my gf”
by youwontknowloser May 29, 2023
Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.
This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.
by quitepedantic October 02, 2015
An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.
While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)
by biggrizz August 02, 2014
Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.
*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.
Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
by Lane Blow’Glee June 03, 2019