keep your socks on

Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.

Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’

Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’

Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’

by ilovesugardaddies19 May 3, 2020

Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.

"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."

by tea lover August 26, 2008

keep on a short leash

to keep someone under close control.

They better keep that bastard on a short leash from now on. (example of keep on a short leash)

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2011

Keep your ones

A saying used to end a conversation or argument because one side no longer cares. This metaphor derived from strippers desperately fighting over meaningless $1 bills.

Friend: Bro I told you I called shotgun to sit in the front seat man!

Me: You really didn't, but to be honest I don't really care bro. It's whatever to me, keep your ones...

by bignoodle September 18, 2014

Keeping the oven hot

A term that can be used when one has recently conceived a baby and has become pregnant again shortly after.

Sarah: "Is Susan pregnant again? She's only just had a baby"
Radley: "She's certainly keeping the oven hot"

by StormOfMeme May 6, 2018

keep watching me

To watch the progress of another person.

I see you hating, Keep👀Me (Keep Watching Me)

by Keep👀Me May 5, 2018

keep my hand in

To participate in an activity enough to maintain proficiency, especially in sports.

"I don't play tennis as much since college, just enough to keep my hand in."

by PzKVW January 27, 2017