Jose

An el charming ass nigga has a mighty cock and will make your asshole hurt

I want Jose in my ass

by Lil cuck March 21, 2020

jose

Jose is a very good friend even tho he’s sometimes a bully and never eats food. but he’ll also stand up for u and help u when ur in a crisis and really wanna cry. he also loves his gf and wants to have six kids with her. everyone should have a jose in their life u won’t regret it 💁🏽 ♀️

Person #1: “ahhh do you know jose?”
Person #2: “omg yes he’s the homeboy 😌”

by idfkilljustputanonymous June 13, 2020

Jose

Jose is the latino type of guy who cares about you but wont admit it. He likes to fool around with you and play with your hair, when something is wrong, he will stay till 3 am talking with you. However, sometimes he can be a player but once you are in his heart, there's no thing that takes you out of his mind.

If you fall in love, be sure that's a Jose

by Same old sad girl June 18, 2020

Jose

jose is a childish special ed boy that has big ears and a big nose and is a fat ass that will steal your chips in school

Jose

by Samual$$ September 18, 2020

Josee

My girlfriend

"is that josee?"
"Oh you mean my girlfriend? Yeah."

by ?3 July 5, 2022

Jose

dumbass mother fucker thinks he’s better then everyone else but it’s okay bc he’s hot and i love him

“Bro, Jose just pulled a sigma move!”

by Donethat03 July 23, 2022

Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.

Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro

by josebezos July 26, 2022