Jonathon

The name of a paticuarly annoying friend or incident. Could be used to replace "moist".It is the word for someone or something that is so annoying or idiotic that it cannot be explained any other way.

"Dude, I had such a Jonathon day"

"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"

"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"

by don'tforgetthemilk1414 November 13, 2011

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Jonathan

A non groovey version of Jimmy Davao who girls for 15 year olds, he sits in his van and waits for them with his mattress

Hey there's a creepy dude in the van, he looks like a Jonathan

by Highly bear July 6, 2016

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jonathanwtfux

A awesome stickam person. loves to make rainbows and mess with people.
wtfux stands for what the fux.
usally hates on sarkis because sarkis's are losers who use girls.
wtfux is also cool and you should put wtfux at the end of your name.

guy 1 - wtfux is so awesome
guy 2 - yeah so is jonathanwtfux
guy 1 - yeah i wanna be a wtfux!
girl 1 - me too!

by jonathanwtfuxxx February 23, 2010

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jonathan ziegler

A Gift From God

Jonathan Ziegler is a gift from God.

by -JZ December 20, 2016

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jonathan ortiz

Fag that sucks ass and can't stop jerking off

Idk I wanna jerk off Jonathan Ortiz

by Thehomievalentin January 19, 2017

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Jonathan Tyra

This is a man you has his life figured out. He is a loyal friend and loves the thrill of an adventure. You can count on him for anything. He is amazing beyond words. If you find a Jonathan Tyra, hold on and never let go.

I love you, Jonathan Tyra, forever and always.

by Cau325 April 13, 2017

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