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joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair
wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like
by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023
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Joel

Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.
Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.

Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019
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Sloppy Joel

It is a sex move when a guy named Joel is fucking a girl (alternating holes) who is on her period, nuts in her ass and proceeds to scoop up the juices with one hand and simultaneously slaps her with the juicy hand and his cock on either side of her face, then he proceeds to make out with her.
“She wouldn’t shut up about her ex so I gave her a nice sloppy Joel
by Chilling gorilla69 February 23, 2022
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Joel Steamer

A man who enjoys road trips for the hot of the bathroom Glory Holes, AKA Joel Holes, but rest assured, there is no glory in those holes.
It took forever to get to Disneyland when Joel Steamer is your co-pilot.
by Slim McG July 30, 2025
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Joel

Joel is the main villain of the world he wants to destroy the world

If you ever meet a Joel he sure is you scariest nightmare
Joel is defined as a villain
by mmogameu November 23, 2021
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JOEL CASH

Look Joel Cash is putting that dirt car through it!
by jobob78 June 13, 2022
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Joel

I'm a Joel so I know this first hand.
It means that your parents named you Joel.
person 1: hi Joel.
Joel: hi.
by reallystinky December 6, 2022
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