small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

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Jewish Jumpscare

The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.

Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith

Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”

by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024

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Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's

If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome

by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023

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Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".

Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!

by bouletman12 October 28, 2025

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jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

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Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there

“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”

to which the mother would most likely respond—

“Of course! Take as long as you need!”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

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