an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.
girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.
by blue_orchid August 07, 2006
The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage February 26, 2012
Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.
Jess Greaves likes rusty spoons.
by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023
Jesse is right, Sam is not
by Ehhdhshehsysgw February 26, 2019
by poon tube and the other hand. August 27, 2019
Jess Jeffery is a talented athlete who is good at all sports, as well as being an amazingly likeable person. This may be due to her commendable modesty in light of her many achievements or maybe down to her un-assumed beauty - she is a real stunner! As she is so GORGE-OUS she will undoubtably grow up to be very successful and admired by all that are lucky enough to meet her.
by uknowwhoiamxoxo October 07, 2014
A freak of nature whom abuses what he has and ends up with nothing after his what are of thinking on being cool
You Be such a Taswell Jesse
by ChizzMaster August 08, 2015