Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.

"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."

by JasonBallins January 24, 2019

Jason Friesen

The God of all mole rats and he will kill you and your family if you defy him. His apprentice is Mya Brown she is the leader of the northern squad. Jason is often seen with his army of mole rats and has sexual encounters with most of them, regardless of their gender. When he gets mad, he will unleash his army of mole rats. Jason's ultimate plan is to start World War 3 and take over the world.

Don't mess with Jason Friesen he will mess you up

by Jason Friesen November 23, 2018

Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.

“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”

by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020

pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009

jason grace

the act of dying by the hand of a roman emperor.

Sally: Oh man after Jughead got hit in the head by a brick , he was found dead after being stabbed by a person named Caligula
John: Pulling a jason grave er- i mean jason grace I see

by stoneystark February 19, 2021

Jason Guo

Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.

person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.

by Bacchus February 2, 2022