A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason
Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason
by Gemma111 February 11, 2021
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Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.
"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."
by JasonBallins January 24, 2019
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Lauren+Jason

The best couple ever! lauren made her friends ask for his number, but he said “later” Lauren is fr ong so obsessed w Jason and she wants to marry him so bad
You heard about the new couple in school?

Yeah lauren+Jason their so cute tgt
by BROOKLYNN 😻🫶 September 15, 2023
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Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.
“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020
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Jason Friesen

The God of all mole rats and he will kill you and your family if you defy him. His apprentice is Mya Brown she is the leader of the northern squad. Jason is often seen with his army of mole rats and has sexual encounters with most of them, regardless of their gender. When he gets mad, he will unleash his army of mole rats. Jason's ultimate plan is to start World War 3 and take over the world.
Don't mess with Jason Friesen he will mess you up
by Jason Friesen November 23, 2018
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pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.
coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."
by coworker A July 31, 2009
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